The Registry

We aren’t participating in any registry (the only French ones we could find sell bulk cigarettes and Moulin Rouge-themed pet wear). If you would like to give a wedding gift, we’ll happily accept cash (you know, the fungible unit of exchange used to buy stuff on registries) as long as it is in U.S. Dollars (the rightful global reserve currency). We’ll begrudgingly accept Euros too (inferior currency), but Rubles and Canadian Dollars are out the question. 

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In all seriousness, don’t feel compelled to give; your presence is gift enough (but if you don’t come, we hold grudges like a vise grip).

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If you prefer to bring cash (old school, we like it!) or a paper check (a little too old school, don't you think?), there will be a table on the day where you can safely leave your gift.